May 2013
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OH HEY WRITERS AND EDITORS!
What’s up, friends and fellow wordsmiths? Today I was let go in a massive lay-off at Hollywood.com. It’s a sad day for us all and I will miss those crazy-talented weirdos something fierce.
But this means that I’m available for hire! Now you, too, can have a website filled with wacky wordy witticisms and silly observational humor. I can do sarcasm, knowing, satire, silly, zany,...
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April 2013
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What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via sassysluteverforever)
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Haters Gonna Hate
Stop sharing the hatred and grotesque publicity-whoring of people like Erik Rush and the Westboro Baptist Church. We’re better than the bullshit, guys, and sharing ignorance and hate aren’t going to fix anything. These parasites on the outskirts of humanity aren’t worth your time or consideration. Let the good win out this time and focus on things that are constructive to the...
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March 2013
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February 2013
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DIBS
I’m way too deeply invested into this James Buchanan/William King story so DON’T EVEN TRY TO SAY YOU’RE WRITING THE BIOPIC BECAUSE I ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON THAT SHIT.
You guys can have your Obama biopic shoot-out, because we ALL know that shit’s going to be bananas.
Just PLEASE leave me Buchanan, aka guy that everyone considers the US’ WORST POTUS, PLEASE.
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Overworked & Undersexed
I like to tell myself that personal lives are for losers who don’t have enough work to do as I spoon my pillow to fall asleep night after night.