May 2013
18 posts
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OH HEY WRITERS AND EDITORS!
What’s up, friends and fellow wordsmiths? Today I was let go in a massive lay-off at Hollywood.com. It’s a sad day for us all and I will miss those crazy-talented weirdos something fierce. But this means that I’m available for hire! Now you, too, can have a website filled with wacky wordy witticisms and silly observational humor. I can do sarcasm, knowing, satire, silly, zany,...
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 12th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
15 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 20th
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ListenNow THIS is a fucking jam right here, you guys.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via sassysluteverforever)
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Haters Gonna Hate
Stop sharing the hatred and grotesque publicity-whoring of people like Erik Rush and the Westboro Baptist Church. We’re better than the bullshit, guys, and sharing ignorance and hate aren’t going to fix anything. These parasites on the outskirts of humanity aren’t worth your time or consideration. Let the good win out this time and focus on things that are constructive to the...
Apr 16th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
6 posts
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ListenNot to brag, but my housewarming playlist from...
Mar 25th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 4th
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February 2013
15 posts
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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DIBS
I’m way too deeply invested into this James Buchanan/William King story so DON’T EVEN TRY TO SAY YOU’RE WRITING THE BIOPIC BECAUSE I ALREADY CALLED DIBS ON THAT SHIT. You guys can have your Obama biopic shoot-out, because we ALL know that shit’s going to be bananas. Just PLEASE leave me Buchanan, aka guy that everyone considers the US’ WORST POTUS, PLEASE.
Feb 18th
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Overworked & Undersexed
I like to tell myself that personal lives are for losers who don’t have enough work to do as I spoon my pillow to fall asleep night after night.
Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
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