December 2011
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm Moving to the UK for these Pugs
YOU GUYS. Oh my GOD YOU GUYS!!!! Meet Franky & Elly. Pug buddies & gullies for LIFE!
I just died while reading this story. And then I was reborn & died again & basically I’m like Jesus at this point. Pug Jesus.
Elly is the blind pug (the blonde one) that Franky (the black one) guides around & looks out for—Elly nuzzles Franky to find her way around. Franky makes...
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Everything is Going to be Okay. OK?
So I’m maybe having a little bit of a melodramatic and emotional day. Granted, there is a reasonable explanation for all of this that I’m not going to explicitly express on the internet, but just trust me on this one.
So, anyway, in this fit of emotional shenanigans, I realized how weird it sometimes is to just, expect the world to stop moving, to stop being when something huge...
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Show Of Hands
hi unfortunately i don’t have a puppy…but i had a kitten„„very cute one who died recently….if you care to console me by making me company this holiday season, it would be great:)
Who thinks I SHOULDN’T fuck with the guy who sent this message to me, because…I mean, really?
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Cheap Shot
Did you all know I’m also attempting to be regularly hilarious on Twitter? @alicialutes, suckers.
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Obsessive Googling
You guys I’m now reading Woody Harrelson’s wikipedia page thanks to that Old Loves picture and YOU GUYS HIS DAD WAS A CONTRACT KILLER!
This changes EVERYTHING.
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This is all hipster music. I guess it’s okay for hipsters, but I’m not enough of...
– from “The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet in the Comment Section of Year-End Lists” (via nprfreshair)
This list is so hilarious & true. The internet is full of people who love to hate. Negative Nancy types LOVE this time of year. Ironically enough.
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vogue:
BEHIND THE SCENES: Meryl Streep Photographed by Annie Leibovitz for the January Issue of Vogue
GODDESS! Also some great information about the National Women’s History Museum, which she is also a huge supporter of; DOUBLE GODDESS PERFECTION.
wadeboggscarpetworld:
30 Rock Season 6 Promo!
YES! Be still my beating heart.
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Serious Question
Do you think my coworkers would appreciate my eccentric sense of humor if I went with a Krampus theme for my holiday desk decorating contest?
Anonymous asked: do you love papichulomuffin?
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If My Last Post Was Going To Have An Addendum
22. I am melodramatic enough for a large continent! - Never again will you feel like you’re too crazy or over-the-top because I will make sure you know at great length just how TOTALLY THE MOST INSANELY CRAZY/AMAZING/BEAUTIFUL/HILARIOUS/WONDERFUL that thing you just mentioned is/isn’t and then OH MY GOD please let me tell you about the greatest & most terrible & most amazingly...
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21 Reasons Why I Am A Great Person To Be Best...
1. I tell really great stories! - Seriously, I get on some Shel Silverstein meets Herman Melville type shit when it comes to story time: weird and seriously long. Exhaustingly so at times. But! Lucky for you this just means that I am going to make you laugh 60% of the time, make you feel better about your own life 30% of the time, and confuse you the other 10%. Which still sorta ties in to the...
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Texts with E-Money
Me: I need your social security #, I'm making you & Stef my beneficiaries for my 401K & life insurance at work.
E-Money: [insert social security number here]
Me: Thanks! Now you'll get like 10Gs if I die tomorrow. You're welcome!
E-Money: haha please don't die I don't want 10gs that bad haha
Me: Awww! I'm saving that text forever!
E-Money: Damnit
Me:
E-Money: Stop
OBSESSION of the MONTH: oldloves
oldloves:
Michael Caine and Natalie Wood, 1966.
MICHAEL CAINE, YOU GUYS. GRADE A MAN MEAT. WHAT A FOX. TRUE FACTS.
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Zielschmerz
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the exhilarating dread of finally pursuing a lifelong dream, which requires you to put your true abilities out there to be tested on the open savannah, no longer protected inside the terrarium of hopes and delusions that you created in kindergarten and kept sealed as long as you could, only to break in case of emergency.
So fucking relevant. Jeez, guys.
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The 25 Douchiest Bars in NYC →
This so hilarious for so many reasons. Oh, it hurts to laugh this hard. This list is fucking PERFECTION.
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This Is Why I'm Single
hi im new at thiss im rob i have a femail black lab dog her name is babby i own my own home in potsdam ny i own my own company im bad at typing and spelling i had to quit school at 16 and run the farm wean my dad got sick i ran the farm untile i was 19 and i sold it and started my backhoe and dozer service and tree removal service and i do plumbing and heating and electrical work
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