go in CHEAP & come out CLEAN

Now I don’t want to say that what just happened to me was that I was at CVS wearing a dress, picking up a prescription when all of a sudden my underwear started shimmying down my person and I tried to hold them up as I tried to push my legs together enough to keep them from falling completely to my ankles and nearly failing by the time I got to my car.

But I can’t say that isn’t what just happened, either. An embarrassment of riches, you guys.