go in CHEAP & come out CLEAN

I need some help! I want to do a table read of the pilot script I wrote (What’s a pilot script, you ask? Why, it’s the script of an original TV show idea that I wrote, of course!) so that I can hear it out loud and figure out what is or isn’t funny about it.

I would make cookies or something. I make a really mean-muggin’ bacon chocolate chip cookie if you’re into that. Or I could make something else! I’m fat, I love cooking, especially for other people. And I’ll make you a to-go bag or something! TREATS!

Anyway, it would be great for me to hear it in someone else’s voice—anyone out there want to help a lady out? You don’t need to be an actor or a comedian but reading comprehension skills are sorta mandatory. Send me a message. Thanks!