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Hi guys. I wrote about Ryan Gosling and his seemingly neverending quest to ruin the entire universe. It’s a cautionary tale, and an open letter about the real dangers of Ryan Gosling.
Hey look, I made some jokes and shit about a reality show. Don’t ask me to try and be witty about it right now.
I don’t mean to make this all so self-promotional (it feels kind of gross), but I think I just wrote my opus, you guys, and I wanted to share.
Zac Efron gets peed on by Nicole Kidman. Was this the world you were waiting for?
