I will defend the name of Sally’s Pizza in New Haven til the death. As a born-and-raised New Havenite, it is my civic duty to inform all of those in a lesser standing that in the epic Sally’s vs. Pepe’s rivalry, Sally’s reigns supreme!
…Even if it means getting into accidental twitter battles with people on ABC reality shows.
SPOILER ALERT: I’M THE WINNER OF THIS SEASON OF THE BACHELOR!
My life is average.