Hey look, I made some jokes and shit about a reality show. Don’t ask me to try and be witty about it right now.
Thought you were done with me and my weekly recaps? WRONG, AMERICA.
Feast your eyes on the quizzical weirdness that is my recap of The Bachelorette premiere. So meaty!
Day Two! Read these recaps or I’ll bust yo’ kneecaps! (No I won’t I hate violence and I’m a total wiener.)